No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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