have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
