I like my sex mixed with concussions.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just cropdusted the office
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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