Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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