yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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