I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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