The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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