We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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