you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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