you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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