he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
