You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize