let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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