You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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