Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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