I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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