Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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