He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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