either way he was missing a nipple.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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