yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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