5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
COCAINE IS GR8
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize