So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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