Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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