I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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