Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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