North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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