Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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