gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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