At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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