You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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