I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.