just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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