i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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