But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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