I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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