google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
