I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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