how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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