SEEEEXXX PLEASE
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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