can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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