We won't sleep together?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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