i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It all started with a game of naked twister.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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