you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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