you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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