just survived the first fart of the relationship.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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