I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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