some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think your dad took our porno
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
Randomize
