therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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