Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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