dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
