Porn is love you can see.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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