Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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