It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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