I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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