we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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