I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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