Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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