too bad you live with your parents still
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My feet surprised me
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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