areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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