I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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